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mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison

Originally posted by starlightsonic

mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”

Originally posted by suppermariobroth

luigi: “fuck”

Originally posted by heroroller

peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”

Originally posted by zelos-wilders

bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”

Originally posted by suppermariobroth

yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*

Originally posted by yoshis

toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”

Originally posted by jackiekawaii

wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”

Originally posted by suckthatwhomper

waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”

Originally posted by uh-huh-alright-daisy

daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”

this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff

(via lasagna-rat)

sumersprkl:

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

(via happiestharry)

just-shower-thoughts:

Life would be a lot easier if people’s physical appearances changed based on how good or bad they treated other people.

just-shower-thoughts:

People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.

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dankmemesreasonforliving:

Sometimes it’s scary how fucking accurate this hell site can be

(via officialgoogle)